This pastor was found with a policeman's woman in Kenya.
The Christian community did offer him no grace, especially because he was preaching in a crusade about adultery.
They beat them both, striped them naked and forced them to kiss in public....
Saturday, July 10, 2010
NAKED PASTOR
This pastor was found with a policeman's woman in Kenya.
The Christian community did offer him no grace, especially because he was preaching in a crusade about adultery.
They beat them both, striped them naked and forced them to kiss in public....
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
NEW MEANING FOR 'KAITA'
Find attached what Kaita should have done after the RED card.
Regards.
A new word has been added to the Dictionary.
"KAITA" A man who single handedly hindered the hope of his country for reason best known to him. "Kaita" can be used in place of words like Jeopardy, Hinder, Sabotage, Disrupt, Antagonist, fool etc.
Examples are: Don't kaita what we have been building for 11 yrs in one day.
Don't be a Kaita etc.
Oh! Shit, can’t believe this. You’re just a big kaita!!!
Regards.
A new word has been added to the Dictionary.
"KAITA" A man who single handedly hindered the hope of his country for reason best known to him. "Kaita" can be used in place of words like Jeopardy, Hinder, Sabotage, Disrupt, Antagonist, fool etc.
Examples are: Don't kaita what we have been building for 11 yrs in one day.
Don't be a Kaita etc.
Oh! Shit, can’t believe this. You’re just a big kaita!!!
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
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Tuesday, June 1, 2010
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Diamond Bank Deploys Software For Reconciliation – Financial Standard, Page 21
Diamond Bank has commenced the implementation of Clirec, its accounts reconciliation solution which comes from the stable of Nigeria’s leading financial services software provider, Precise Financial Systems (PFS). Clirec enables companies to reap the rewards of more efficient operation. The selection of the reconciliation application from PFS, an indigenous company was made after an extensive evaluation process that included detailed presentations, demos and site visits to existing users of the software. Diamond Bank’s intention is to eliminate time wastage, data redundancy, human errors, delayed and late reporting, and uncoordinated reconciliation efforts because of the absence of a single platform for reconciliation.
CSR: Diamond Bank Celebrates ‘Unsung’ Heroes – Guardian, Page 21
Diamond Bank Plc has added to its pool of Corporate Social Responsibility through the introduction of celebration of ‘unknown’ people. Tagged Naija Diamonds, it is a six-part television documentary series planned in conjunction with Inspire Africa. At a news event to brief the media on the project at the weekend, Mo Abudu, the founder of Inspire Africa and Executive Producer of the talk-show Moments with Mo, explained that the project Naija Diamonds was created to showcase and celebrate 36 unsung heroes and world class Nigerians whose lifestyles and values serve as a standard for generations to come.
Bank PHB Rewards Customers’ Loyalty – Business Day, Page 17
As part of its commitment to rewarding customers’ loyalty, Bank PHB has given out different gifts to over 750 clients, as it held its first “You Go Win Promo Reloaded” draw. The draw, held nationwide in all participating Bank PHB branches, gave customers the opportunity to cart away various gift items, including 190 motorcycles, 190 television sets, 190 refrigerators and 190 generators. Bola Mohammed, one of the customers who operate a savings account at the Minna Branch of the bank, won the star prize of a brand new Toyota Hiace Bus. He emerged the star prize winner in the bank’s draw held in Abuja.
Glo Wins Telecoms License In Senegal – Thisday, Page 1
Africa’s telecommunications giant Globacom has recorded another milestone in its bid to build the biggest and best network in Africa as it wins a license to operate in Senegal. The latest license was issued by the Government of Senegal on Monday and signed by the country’s Ministers of Finance and Telecommunications. A statement from the office of Globacom’s Chairman, Dr. Mike Adenuga Jr. (CON), said the license would enable the telecommunications giant to offer world class telecommunications services to the government and people of Senegal. The Senegalese license will also allow Globacom to land its gigantic trans-Atlantic submarine cable, Glo 1, in the West African country with opportunities to extend the infrastructure to Mali.
Banks Begin Screening For N200bn SME’s Loans – Guardian, Page 1
To ascertain those qualified for the credit facility, commercial banks in the country have begun appraisal of the N200 billion small and medium enterprises credit scheme. At the weekend, almost all the banks had taken possession of applications from various SMEs in order to access funds from the scheme. Speaking to GUARDIAN at the weekend, an official of one of the banks who pleaded anonymity revealed that “presently, almost all the banks are in possession of large quantities of application from SMEs in relation to this fund.” He also disclosed that “right now, we are carrying out appraisals on these applications to determine the ones that meet our standards prior to disbursement.”
Banks Lose 10% Income To Data Leakages – Financial Standard, Page 1
Nigerian Banks are losing about 10percent of their revenue to data leakages running into billions of naira. This has been attributed to the inability of banks to deploy information risk management solutions as part of the process of meeting the International Financial Reporting Standard (IFRS) currently being canvassed by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN). The billions of naira the banks lost to the financial crisis which hit the economy in 2009 and other losses from electronic frauds such as credit, debits and ATM frauds, according to an expert, are caused by inadequate information technology tools, compliance requirements and clear-cut regulations on information technology management and operational disclosure.
Mark Urges Ghana To Review Economic Conditions On Nigerians – Thisday, Page 6
Senate President David Mark has registered Nigeria’s protest against the harsh economic conditions imposed by Ghana under President John Atta Mills on Nigerian business community in that country. Mark, who spoke in Accra at a reception held in his honour by the Nigerian Ambassador to Ghana, Senator Musiliu Obanikoro, specifically called for urgent review of the conditions in the interest of both countries. One of the conditions is the 300,000 US Dollars (about N45.7m) threshold deposit imposed on Nigerian businessmen in Ghana for them to be in business. Many Nigerian businessmen find this too high to meet.
Nigeria, France Want Africa On UN Security Council Seat – Vanguard, Page 1
Ahead of a new phase of negotiation at the United Nations General Assembly, this month, aimed at producing a synthesis of the proposal for a permanent seat for Africa in the Security Council, President Goodluck Jonathan and his host, Mr. Nicholas Sarkozy, yesterday, resolved to support immediate reformation of the United Nations Security Council to include Africa as permanent member. President Jonathan addressed a closed door session of Heads of State, made up of over 57 leaders on the Security situation in Africa. He drew global attention to the need for Africa’s permanent representation through Nigeria in the council.
Belgore Committee Submits N18,000 New Wage To Jonathan – Punch, Page 6
The Committee on Minimum Wage headed by Justice Alfa Belgore has recommended a minimum wage of N18,000 for Nigerian workers. Belgore and members of his committee comprising representatives of the Nigerian Labour Congress (NLC), the Trade Union Congress and employees of labour, were said to have submitted the proposal to President Goodluck Jonathan on May 22, 2010.
Public Service Reform: FG Plans Sack Of 50,000 Workers – Business Day, Page 7
There are strong indications that over 50,000 Federal workers may be eased out of office in the next three months under the ongoing public service reform. A presidency source disclosed that the exercise has commenced and that forms have been sent out to various Ministries, Departments and Agencies (MDAs) for collation of names of workers that would be laid off especially workers in the executive cadre. Stephen Oronsaye, Head of Service of the Federation, had in a circular with reference No HCSF/CMO/RCM/106 dated April 7, 2010 entitled, ‘Repositioning the executive officer cadre in the federal service’, and signed by one M. Zakari, explained that an advisory committee has been set up for the exercise.
Lagos To Enjoy 16-Hour Power Supply –Committee On Power - Punch, Page 2
Residents and companies in Lagos and Abuja are soon to enjoy 16 and 24 hours power supply, according to a proposal by the Presidential Action Committee on Power. Also to have 16-hour minimum electricity like Lagos are cities with what the committee called “stranded generation capacities.” The cities are Kano, Kaduna, Ibadan, Onitsha and Nnewi. The cities were chosen because they are regional industrial and commercial hubs. Port Harcourt, Rivers State; Aba, Abia State; Uyo, Akwa Ibom State are grouped by the committee alongside Abuja for 24-hour uninterrupted power supply.
Fuel Price May Rise TO N100 Per Litre – Nation, Page 1
Nigerians should brace up for an increase in fuel price – from N65 to N100 – should the President embrace a suggestion by the National Economic Management Team (NEMT). NEMT has advised suspension of the planned deregulation of the oil sector, it was learnt yesterday. Besides, it is proposing N100 per litre for petrol. The adoption of the policy may wait till after next year’s election, if President Goodluck Jonathan accepts the proposal. NEMT made its proposition known to the President before the last May Day celebrations. It was also learnt that the Minister of Finance and NEMT Chairman, Oluisegun Aganga, discussed the issue at a meeting with the President, who sources said may have bought the idea.
Sex Scandal: Catholic Bishop In Nigeria Resigns – Punch, Page 6
The Vatican has accepted the resignation of an Irish archbishop in Nigeria accused of sexually abusing a teenage girl. Richard Burke, the archbishop of Benin Diocese, admitted to a relationship but denies she was a minor when it began, the British Broadcasting Corporation reports. “The reason for my resignation is that I have been unfaithful to my oath of celibacy”, he said in a statement in the Irish Catholic newspaper.
Scientists Raise Hope For Breast Cancer Vaccine – Guardian, Back Page
American scientists have raised hopes for prevention of breast cancer, with the development of a vaccine that has prevented breast cancer from developing in mice. The researchers – whose findings are published in the journal, Nature Medicine – are now planning o conduct trials of the drug in humans. Experts are looking forwards to the results of large-scale clinical trials to find out if this vaccine would be safe. But they warned that it could be some years before the vaccine is widely available.
17 Years After, IBB Seeks Abiola’s Immortalisation – Thisday, Page 1
Seventeen years after annulling the June 12 elections widely regarded as the freest election ever conducted in the country, former Military President, General Ibrahim Babangida (Rtd), has called for the immortalization of the presumed winner of the election, Late Chief MKO Abiola. Abiola died in detention in 1998 while struggling to actualize his mandate. Only last Saturday in his Democracy Day Broadcast, President Goodluck Jonathan had formally acknowledged Abiola’s contributions to the enthronement of civil rule in the country.
Aondoakaa: Jonathan Can Contest In 2011 – Thisday, Page 1
Former Attorney-General of Nigeria and Minister of Justice Mike Aondoakaa (SAN) has stated that President Goodluck Jonathan has the right to contest the 2011 election going by the 1999 constitution. Aondoakaa was the first to be removed when Jonathan became Acting President in February this year. The controversial lawyer was redeployed from justice to Special Duties Ministry, a move that many viewed as a demotion
Diamond Bank has commenced the implementation of Clirec, its accounts reconciliation solution which comes from the stable of Nigeria’s leading financial services software provider, Precise Financial Systems (PFS). Clirec enables companies to reap the rewards of more efficient operation. The selection of the reconciliation application from PFS, an indigenous company was made after an extensive evaluation process that included detailed presentations, demos and site visits to existing users of the software. Diamond Bank’s intention is to eliminate time wastage, data redundancy, human errors, delayed and late reporting, and uncoordinated reconciliation efforts because of the absence of a single platform for reconciliation.
CSR: Diamond Bank Celebrates ‘Unsung’ Heroes – Guardian, Page 21
Diamond Bank Plc has added to its pool of Corporate Social Responsibility through the introduction of celebration of ‘unknown’ people. Tagged Naija Diamonds, it is a six-part television documentary series planned in conjunction with Inspire Africa. At a news event to brief the media on the project at the weekend, Mo Abudu, the founder of Inspire Africa and Executive Producer of the talk-show Moments with Mo, explained that the project Naija Diamonds was created to showcase and celebrate 36 unsung heroes and world class Nigerians whose lifestyles and values serve as a standard for generations to come.
Bank PHB Rewards Customers’ Loyalty – Business Day, Page 17
As part of its commitment to rewarding customers’ loyalty, Bank PHB has given out different gifts to over 750 clients, as it held its first “You Go Win Promo Reloaded” draw. The draw, held nationwide in all participating Bank PHB branches, gave customers the opportunity to cart away various gift items, including 190 motorcycles, 190 television sets, 190 refrigerators and 190 generators. Bola Mohammed, one of the customers who operate a savings account at the Minna Branch of the bank, won the star prize of a brand new Toyota Hiace Bus. He emerged the star prize winner in the bank’s draw held in Abuja.
Glo Wins Telecoms License In Senegal – Thisday, Page 1
Africa’s telecommunications giant Globacom has recorded another milestone in its bid to build the biggest and best network in Africa as it wins a license to operate in Senegal. The latest license was issued by the Government of Senegal on Monday and signed by the country’s Ministers of Finance and Telecommunications. A statement from the office of Globacom’s Chairman, Dr. Mike Adenuga Jr. (CON), said the license would enable the telecommunications giant to offer world class telecommunications services to the government and people of Senegal. The Senegalese license will also allow Globacom to land its gigantic trans-Atlantic submarine cable, Glo 1, in the West African country with opportunities to extend the infrastructure to Mali.
Banks Begin Screening For N200bn SME’s Loans – Guardian, Page 1
To ascertain those qualified for the credit facility, commercial banks in the country have begun appraisal of the N200 billion small and medium enterprises credit scheme. At the weekend, almost all the banks had taken possession of applications from various SMEs in order to access funds from the scheme. Speaking to GUARDIAN at the weekend, an official of one of the banks who pleaded anonymity revealed that “presently, almost all the banks are in possession of large quantities of application from SMEs in relation to this fund.” He also disclosed that “right now, we are carrying out appraisals on these applications to determine the ones that meet our standards prior to disbursement.”
Banks Lose 10% Income To Data Leakages – Financial Standard, Page 1
Nigerian Banks are losing about 10percent of their revenue to data leakages running into billions of naira. This has been attributed to the inability of banks to deploy information risk management solutions as part of the process of meeting the International Financial Reporting Standard (IFRS) currently being canvassed by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN). The billions of naira the banks lost to the financial crisis which hit the economy in 2009 and other losses from electronic frauds such as credit, debits and ATM frauds, according to an expert, are caused by inadequate information technology tools, compliance requirements and clear-cut regulations on information technology management and operational disclosure.
Mark Urges Ghana To Review Economic Conditions On Nigerians – Thisday, Page 6
Senate President David Mark has registered Nigeria’s protest against the harsh economic conditions imposed by Ghana under President John Atta Mills on Nigerian business community in that country. Mark, who spoke in Accra at a reception held in his honour by the Nigerian Ambassador to Ghana, Senator Musiliu Obanikoro, specifically called for urgent review of the conditions in the interest of both countries. One of the conditions is the 300,000 US Dollars (about N45.7m) threshold deposit imposed on Nigerian businessmen in Ghana for them to be in business. Many Nigerian businessmen find this too high to meet.
Nigeria, France Want Africa On UN Security Council Seat – Vanguard, Page 1
Ahead of a new phase of negotiation at the United Nations General Assembly, this month, aimed at producing a synthesis of the proposal for a permanent seat for Africa in the Security Council, President Goodluck Jonathan and his host, Mr. Nicholas Sarkozy, yesterday, resolved to support immediate reformation of the United Nations Security Council to include Africa as permanent member. President Jonathan addressed a closed door session of Heads of State, made up of over 57 leaders on the Security situation in Africa. He drew global attention to the need for Africa’s permanent representation through Nigeria in the council.
Belgore Committee Submits N18,000 New Wage To Jonathan – Punch, Page 6
The Committee on Minimum Wage headed by Justice Alfa Belgore has recommended a minimum wage of N18,000 for Nigerian workers. Belgore and members of his committee comprising representatives of the Nigerian Labour Congress (NLC), the Trade Union Congress and employees of labour, were said to have submitted the proposal to President Goodluck Jonathan on May 22, 2010.
Public Service Reform: FG Plans Sack Of 50,000 Workers – Business Day, Page 7
There are strong indications that over 50,000 Federal workers may be eased out of office in the next three months under the ongoing public service reform. A presidency source disclosed that the exercise has commenced and that forms have been sent out to various Ministries, Departments and Agencies (MDAs) for collation of names of workers that would be laid off especially workers in the executive cadre. Stephen Oronsaye, Head of Service of the Federation, had in a circular with reference No HCSF/CMO/RCM/106 dated April 7, 2010 entitled, ‘Repositioning the executive officer cadre in the federal service’, and signed by one M. Zakari, explained that an advisory committee has been set up for the exercise.
Lagos To Enjoy 16-Hour Power Supply –Committee On Power - Punch, Page 2
Residents and companies in Lagos and Abuja are soon to enjoy 16 and 24 hours power supply, according to a proposal by the Presidential Action Committee on Power. Also to have 16-hour minimum electricity like Lagos are cities with what the committee called “stranded generation capacities.” The cities are Kano, Kaduna, Ibadan, Onitsha and Nnewi. The cities were chosen because they are regional industrial and commercial hubs. Port Harcourt, Rivers State; Aba, Abia State; Uyo, Akwa Ibom State are grouped by the committee alongside Abuja for 24-hour uninterrupted power supply.
Fuel Price May Rise TO N100 Per Litre – Nation, Page 1
Nigerians should brace up for an increase in fuel price – from N65 to N100 – should the President embrace a suggestion by the National Economic Management Team (NEMT). NEMT has advised suspension of the planned deregulation of the oil sector, it was learnt yesterday. Besides, it is proposing N100 per litre for petrol. The adoption of the policy may wait till after next year’s election, if President Goodluck Jonathan accepts the proposal. NEMT made its proposition known to the President before the last May Day celebrations. It was also learnt that the Minister of Finance and NEMT Chairman, Oluisegun Aganga, discussed the issue at a meeting with the President, who sources said may have bought the idea.
Sex Scandal: Catholic Bishop In Nigeria Resigns – Punch, Page 6
The Vatican has accepted the resignation of an Irish archbishop in Nigeria accused of sexually abusing a teenage girl. Richard Burke, the archbishop of Benin Diocese, admitted to a relationship but denies she was a minor when it began, the British Broadcasting Corporation reports. “The reason for my resignation is that I have been unfaithful to my oath of celibacy”, he said in a statement in the Irish Catholic newspaper.
Scientists Raise Hope For Breast Cancer Vaccine – Guardian, Back Page
American scientists have raised hopes for prevention of breast cancer, with the development of a vaccine that has prevented breast cancer from developing in mice. The researchers – whose findings are published in the journal, Nature Medicine – are now planning o conduct trials of the drug in humans. Experts are looking forwards to the results of large-scale clinical trials to find out if this vaccine would be safe. But they warned that it could be some years before the vaccine is widely available.
17 Years After, IBB Seeks Abiola’s Immortalisation – Thisday, Page 1
Seventeen years after annulling the June 12 elections widely regarded as the freest election ever conducted in the country, former Military President, General Ibrahim Babangida (Rtd), has called for the immortalization of the presumed winner of the election, Late Chief MKO Abiola. Abiola died in detention in 1998 while struggling to actualize his mandate. Only last Saturday in his Democracy Day Broadcast, President Goodluck Jonathan had formally acknowledged Abiola’s contributions to the enthronement of civil rule in the country.
Aondoakaa: Jonathan Can Contest In 2011 – Thisday, Page 1
Former Attorney-General of Nigeria and Minister of Justice Mike Aondoakaa (SAN) has stated that President Goodluck Jonathan has the right to contest the 2011 election going by the 1999 constitution. Aondoakaa was the first to be removed when Jonathan became Acting President in February this year. The controversial lawyer was redeployed from justice to Special Duties Ministry, a move that many viewed as a demotion
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